1 on 1 sex chat room on phone
I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you’re a real cracker! ) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes. Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway? You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book... You’re so lovely - you make me want to go out and get a job. You're like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous. Keep it quiet - but I'm COMPLETELY naked under these clothes. I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring. You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare - you're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.
Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?