Dating guys from england
Often, they are a bit boring, and that's OK because you are too.
But on the basis that no one tells the truth on dating sites I opted for "prison officer", because I've always harboured a secret fetish for dangerous convicts. It's a no-nonsense site for straight-down-the-line singles who know what they want and go for it - as illustrated by such profile names as red_hot_refuse_collector. No, but I was impressed and flattered when one of those furry-hatted blokes outside Buckingham Palace started messaging me.
(com) My Single Friend "My Single Friend is the brainchild of TV presenter Sarah Beeny”, boasts the website. I'd trust her to wallpaper my downstairs bog, but would I trust her to find me a decent shag?